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Chris Trlica is a writer, researcher, and gardener with a home in North Carolina. By day he sleeps, by night he wanders the city, occasionally prodding droplets of liquid metal with electrodes, and by eternal twilight he dreams of asteroid mining, pizzas and/or curries, and a vast gardened campus of sinister tilapia, mist-veiled queen anne outposts, and unfathomably cliquish precocious teenage mentats consumed with games that make baseball and hide-and-seek look like breathe-the-breath.